Hi, I'm Teb and I also have two kidneys.
cup of tea. cup of coffee. cup of yogurt.
I'm not on fire. which is pretty cool.
what if instead of blood you menstruated confetti
party in my uterus everyone’s invited
Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
Someday I hope this happens as I walk down the isle
isle is different from an aisle*****
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
Isn’t justin biebers manager named scooter?……..everything makes sense now
R.I.P. Richard Griffiths (1947-2013)
We will truly miss you. Thank you.
this makes me so fucking sad
I love Lady Gaga dearly but this is very true.
his hair struggle is so real
HOLY SHIT he aged a lot from 2012-2013
Well, he did get married….