Magical Space Mermaid

hahaha died.

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horrorpeach:

tordles:

what if instead of blood you menstruated confetti

party in my uterus everyone’s invited

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this is fucking hilarious

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Dear Anti-Choice assholes on my campus:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

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toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

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hufflepuffhooker:

Someday I hope this happens as I walk down the isle

isle is different from an aisle*****

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dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

Isn’t justin biebers manager named scooter?……..everything makes sense now

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<3 yummy