I’ve gained weight since the last time you saw it, but no one has ever complained about my naked body. Its no secret that I have a weakness for carbs and douche bags. I guess I wouldn’t mind having sex with you again.
Why is it such a big deal when celebrities go out without makeup?…..I do that everyday. NORMAL people do that everyday. I’m going to start a blog called “holy shit i wore make up” and i’ll update it like once or twice a month. And then i’ll go out in public and tell you how every paparazzi in the Chi will notice, and how I’m going to be on the cover of Normal Magazine with the subtitle ‘holy crapckers, this girl is finally wearing makeup! well fuCK US SIDEWAYS TO TAHITI , THIS SHOULD BE NATIONAL NEWS ZOPSD;IFGUSHDOJpoiy;osdurepw09ry8hI”
everyone who reblogs this by july 10th 2013 will have their url written on a piece of paper and placed in various parts of london. i will take a picture of ur url and tag u. reblog so everyone can do this :)
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
Isn’t justin biebers manager named scooter?……..everything makes sense now